Remember these golden rules when asked....

"Escalators?? I think I rode one once.."

"Hydraulic Elevators???? Whats' that?"

"Geared Elevators??? I've been exposed and pretty good at them".

"Gearless??? I'm freak'n awesome"..

LOL..

It Don't mean a thing if it aint got that swing.

Cool, Free, Johnny Smith courtesy of NPR..HERE
http://www.npr.org/ramfiles/asc/asc25.smith.asx