http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profilepage&v=dlsBH5zprgE

"Umm hello, I was just jumping in the elevator. Can you please reset the elevator?"
This is what our industry is coming to. BTW this is totally illegal in California.

Here at Otis we have come up with the technology to instantly beam parts and a qualified college graduate to your building.

First I think they should give us a phone that actually works.